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Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
I WAS RUNNING OUTSIDE TO GET TO THE CAR AND I FORGOT ABOUT DEODORANT TODAY BECAUSE I’M LATE AND IN A RUSH AND I GRABBED IT ON MY WAY OUT AND I DON’T KNOW WHY AS SOON AS I UNCAPPED IT I BIT A HUGE CHUNK OFF THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PUT ON DEODORANT
this dulce de leche is taking so long to make dear god
Tagged: #my stuff
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette
update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child
you are everything i aspire to be
so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings
and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding
and i’m just like
are you sure
are you really sure about that
Tagged: #game of thrones
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do you ever just miss the ninth doctor and the tenth doctor and donna and rose and martha and jack and mickey and you just
Tagged: #doctor who
- Person: I hate musicals
- Person: They're so gay
- Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
this is what i like to see