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*walks into school*
arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster